Childrens Story - for Children over 10 years

Dear Listener,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system.

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.

With all due respect,

LEMONY SNICKET

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is a great book and very interesting although it is packed with miserable events which follow as you go on, it is a type of book that you wouldn't normally find, but it's brilliant, fantastic, marvellous, excellent and don't forget that it will be one of the best books you've ever read in your whole entire life but ofcourse you'll only know that if you pick it up and read it despite what Lemony Snicket says about how the children in this story have terrible lives or how this book has absolutley no happy ending I STILL THINK THAT YOU SHOULD READ IT, SO TODAY OR PERHAPS TOMORROW I THINK YOU SHOULD FIND THIS AMAZING BOOK AND SETTLE INTO THE MOST SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCICATED BOOK EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!